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Quite A News Day
Wow, today’s one of those news days that money can’t buy. In Vacaville, California, a man found a pit bull in his car. In the engine. Yeah. Picture here. That’s pretty odd, I’d say. And in my own...
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Message From The Queen
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus...
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Colon
You Are a Colon You are very orderly and fact driven. You aren’t concerned much with theories or dreams… only what’s true or untrue. You are brilliant and incredibly learned. Anything you know is well...
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Pa. high school orders shot glasses as prom favors
I’m always so proud to be both (1) from Central Pennsylvania and (2) working in K12 education. From the local education news: A Pennsylvania high school ordered more than 450 shot glasses for its prom,...
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My Son, Future CEO Of Apple
I came home from work to find my son wearing blue jeans and a black mock turtleneck, looking for all the world like a very young Steve Jobs. This, of course, prompted my wife and me to take the...
View ArticleBest 419 Scam Email
This is the best 419 scam email I’ve ever received. I’m so glad my spam filter didn’t catch it. Bonus points for an original take on a cliched genre. Email follow in its entirety. —— INTERNATIONAL...
View ArticleThe “Run Like A Dog” Workout
The “Run Like a Dog” Workout: (Including Warmup and Cooldown) Walk 8 seconds. Trot 4 seconds. Stop. Sniff. Sprint 7 seconds. Freeze. Walk 5 seconds in any direction but forward. Stare 9 seconds. Lunge...
View ArticleCheap iPhone!
Just got this email: Hey，good news! I ordered one Apple iPhone 3GS 32GB from this website www.genuine188.com one weeks ago, today I’ve got it . Amazing,beyond my imagination, it’s genuine and as good...
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